Bad Poetry Contest

Posted by Domino's India I August 19th, 2011

To celebrate Bad Poetry Day and the spirit of making an attempt to write, here we are, with the Bad Poetry Contest!

Get out all the verses you wrote and stashed away because you thought they were bad – their time has come! Bad Poets are being recognized here, hey!

Put pen to paper and write down a poem. Anything from a few lines to many stanzas. Post the poem here as comment and you might be one of the 3 lucky poets to win a Domino’s Voucher worth Rs.200!

The Contest will be on throughout the weekend (results will be announced on Monday)… so take your time and activate those creative grey cells! You never know, your worst poem might win a free Domino’s voucher for you.

And remember, we strictly do not accept ‘good’ poetry. Good luck.

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  1. [...] If you have tried writing some bad poetry but never showed it to anyone, here is your chance to be rewarded for the attempt. Check out our Bad Poetry Contest. [...]

    Pingback by Happy Bad Poetry Day! | Blogizza- Domino's Pizza India Blog — August 19, 2011 @ 1:09 pm

  2. Bring me a knife So that i can cut into you I can feel you I can breathe through you I can die for you ! Anything for you @dominos_india

    Comment by Sammya Brata Mullick — August 19, 2011 @ 1:41 pm

  3. Feel the zeal- To Kill a deal!
    The zeal to heal-
    The zeal to steal-
    The zeal to grasp another’s meal!
    Mind paying the bill? @dominos_india

    Comment by Sammya Brata Mullick — August 19, 2011 @ 1:43 pm

  4. On the threshold of his limitations-
    On the threshold of his tolerance,
    On the threshold of his dedication…
    Browses for other thresholds!!
    Yes, we deal with the thresholds-
    We speculate the thresholds-
    We strive on thresholds-
    We breathe on thresholds-
    We bribe “the thresholds’-
    An unexpected act of estimation..

    The estimation of a Pizza Cost :D

    Comment by Sammya Brata Mullick — August 19, 2011 @ 1:48 pm

  5. If u say that you believe in me…
    Well good luck….
    Cause BELIEF has-
    The term LIE at the middle!!
    :P

    Comment by Sammya Brata Mullick — August 19, 2011 @ 1:49 pm

  6. A: APPLE

    B: BLUETOOTH

    C: CHAT

    D: DOWNLOAD

    E: E MAIL

    F: FACEBOOK

    G: GOOGLE

    H: HEWLETT PACKARD

    I: iPHONE

    J: JAVA

    K: KINGSTON

    L: LAPTOP

    M: MESSENGER

    N: NERO

    O: ORKUT

    P: PICASSA

    Q: QUICK HEAL

    R: RAM

    S: SERVER

    T: TWITTER

    U: USB

    V: VISTA

    W: WiFi

    X: Xp

    Y: YOU TUBE

    Z: ZORPIA

    Thank God …. A is still Apple

    Comment by Sammya Brata Mullick — August 19, 2011 @ 1:50 pm

  7. Mmmm…..Had a bad day?
    Mmmm….had a bad fight?
    Mmmm…..didn’t pee?
    Mmmm…..Stung by a bee?
    Mmmm…..dumped by a dream?
    Mmmm….stumped by the team?
    Mmmm…..boss got your back?
    Mmmm…..then walk in his shoes!
    Mmmm…people do have a lot of “issues”

    Comment by Sammya Brata Mullick — August 19, 2011 @ 1:54 pm

  8. mann kerta hai roj roj
    khane ko mile Dominos
    but, ae dil e madhos
    tu thahra D K Bose
    jara sa kar sabar
    werna khudegi kabr

    dil to hai mad
    too much of everything is bad
    except Dominos

    :P <3 *** <3 :)

    Comment by Ravi Kant — August 19, 2011 @ 4:10 pm

  9. All i ever wanted was peace,
    I got a stomach infection and a lot to dump,
    A shit is on and your the one ,
    This poetry makes no sense ,
    I have no worry ,what rhymes next is tense ,
    Blah blah i thought it was all about how bad this poem would get ,
    Give me the pizza already mahhn i won the bet ,
    This is as bad as an Uday chopra film ,
    If you can’t give me pizza your a fan of him :D

    Comment by Rohit — August 19, 2011 @ 4:26 pm

  10. All i ever wanted was peace,
    I got a stomach infection and a lot to dump,
    A shit is on and your the one ,
    This poetry makes no sense ,
    I have no worry ,what rhymes next is tense ,
    Blah blah i thought it was all about how bad this poem would get ,
    Give me the pizza already mahhn i won the bet ,
    This is as bad as an Uday chopra film ,
    If you can’t give me pizza your a fan of him :D

    Comment by Rohit — August 19, 2011 @ 4:26 pm

  11. My lips won’t stop
    I cant CONTROL ,
    My tongue is
    probing, sucking out
    your SOUL.

    I maul you
    and slaver
    and dribble and DROOL
    I cant help it, God
    I know that I ’m CRUEL.

    Oh my dear delicious Domino’s PIZZA,
    I am stopping now because,I can’t extend this to one more STANZA.

    Comment by P.Aravind Reddy — August 19, 2011 @ 10:11 pm

  12. I was walking and talking
    Yet eyes engrossed
    I was eating and tweeting
    Yet it was more tempting
    The girl was bitterly hot
    I didn’t mind being caught
    With a late on slaught….
    I left my coffee and headed straight out
    Oh i missed my life
    Oh I missed my train
    Oh the bike with Pizzas
    Stay there, forever and yet again!

    Comment by Ritwik — August 19, 2011 @ 10:12 pm

  13. Take a quick look at yourself
    Do you find anything attractive?
    Take a look at your back
    Do you find anything impressive?
    Take a look at the round thing infront-
    Don’t worry-
    No questions this time :D

    Comment by Dolon M — August 19, 2011 @ 10:18 pm

  14. Uh Oh the Dominos guys-
    Did they ask me to write a bad poetry?
    What a torture?
    I am busy with my Barbeque and coke-
    Hey but I’m already broke!!
    Every bit of saving gone behind Dominos!
    And why not?
    I hate you like I love you guys :D

    \m/ on Dominos.

    Comment by Sammya Brata Mullick — August 19, 2011 @ 10:26 pm

  15. O pyaare o yaa rey,
    Dominos tu khata jaa rey,
    Tension ki bajata jaa rey,
    Tujhe jiska hai intezaar,
    Ek din wo zaroor aayega,
    Jab yahi Anna Hazare,
    Karega khatam Brastachaar sarrey !!

    Comment by Hemant Kumawat — August 19, 2011 @ 11:55 pm

  16. weekend has come
    after 5 days of gham
    yeh hai 2 days of fun
    by licking cheese aur uske upar rum
    fir aaya capsicum
    daala thoda pepper
    pizza hua khatam
    kara humne shout
    ho jaye one more pizza round!!!

    Comment by Ankita — August 20, 2011 @ 6:00 am

  17. Once upon a time
    A person went to dine
    The morning was fine
    The taste he was trying to define
    Could not be defined :P
    Such a fool
    Wanted to look cool
    Woh tha uski Zingedi ka sabse bara bhul
    Dominos khao, Bhul ko sudharo!

    Comment by Sammya Brata Mullick — August 21, 2011 @ 11:48 am

  18. Imagined square pizza in a round box?
    Imagined a knife to become a sword?
    Yes you have, because you are BORED!
    ;)

    Comment by Sammya Brata Mullick — August 21, 2011 @ 1:18 pm

  19. today’s newspaper supplement in my hand
    these are things I didn’t understand
    Anna tattoos now
    Were Anne’s exes gay?
    Ranveer Sonakshi hold hands
    A riot of colours
    Now, a reel take on corruption
    99% OFF first come first served
    It has been a tough battle:jha
    Kya aapne apna fav. khana order kiya dial toll free LL or online

    Comment by deepti — August 21, 2011 @ 6:15 pm

  20. finally there is treat 4 being bad
    my teacher wrote bad handwriting
    girl friend said bad wallet
    aaj main khud ko strong feel kar raha hun
    udao mera mazaak par
    baad main jab pizza share kar le yaar
    kahoge to ek jawaab sunoge every dog has its day
    today i won domino is great

    Comment by vinod kumar — August 21, 2011 @ 7:32 pm

  21. i am the best
    i enjoy maths and can tell 2+2 =5
    my age is defined as an ET can
    abra ca dabra jeeto padosi se ladai
    akl ki kami hai to udhar dedo
    mujhse badle mein meri sari qitaab lelo
    jab kabhi bhi aag lage to ghee dalna mat bhulna
    paani ki kami mat karna
    z se shuru karta hun hindi ki abcd ka kha ga ghaa ndan
    ab 10 tak ginti gin aur batao kitne aadmi theye

    Comment by neeru — August 21, 2011 @ 7:42 pm

  22. I hear junkman shouting and called him to buy some junk food
    he said he doesn’t sell but buy and asked how could i eat junk
    we had heard of junk from iron
    but junkfood is like munni
    dono badnaam huey darling tere liye

    Comment by rama saxena — August 22, 2011 @ 1:05 pm

  23. a postman is a public servant
    my friend has lost his pen
    i am standing on a lift but not reaching top
    one hanky dries in 5 minutes
    today i washed 5 and have to wait 5 times
    with one eye see 2 cars how many will i see if i open another eye
    why only eyes right
    having tooth ache perhaps malaria mosquito bit
    on my b’day i visit friend to take gifts
    google has spoiled me to the extent i’m sleeping in a tent
    to prove i’m ancestor of monkeys

    Comment by ashutosh — August 22, 2011 @ 3:09 pm

  24. na hum gayenge
    na hum royenge
    na bahar ayegi
    na barkha jayegi
    par chahe kuch bhi ho
    hume neend zaroor ayegi

    original hai :)

    Comment by pooja kopargaonkar — August 23, 2011 @ 11:36 pm

  25. kutte k bachee hote hai sundar sundar
    dil mera ga rara hai ye gana khush ho ho kar
    ham hai ek aise kavi jinse ghabrati hai kavita
    hema malini ka double role in picture sita aur gita
    bahar mil rahe hai rasgulle thande thande
    lage achi ye kavita to maro sade andey

    Comment by amit bajpai — August 26, 2011 @ 12:12 am

  26. har ek kavita jaruri hoti h….
    koi hasati h,koi rulati h….
    koi gussa dilati h, koi khikhilati h…
    koi yade dilati h, koi sapno me le jati h…
    kuch kuch kavita to jindagi sikahti h….
    par par sabse bad kavita vo hoti h jo jo jo….
    jo dominos ka pizza free me dilati h…
    par jo kuch bhi ho…
    har ek kavita jaruri hoti h…
    har ek kaavita jaruri hoti h…
    jaruri hoti hhhhhh….
    :) :)
    love u dominos

    Comment by Abhishek kumawat — September 21, 2011 @ 4:38 pm

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    Comment by world's — December 24, 2013 @ 11:27 am

  28. When Domino’s Pizza came into my sight It was love at first bite
    Papa ne Pizza laya hai
    Muh me paani aya hai…

    Itna mota piece hai
    Uyi ma ye to loaded cheese hai..

    Mera Pizza don’t you dare
    Aise mat dekh I won’t share

    Itna tasty oh my gosh
    I love u domino’s

    Comment by vishal murmu — March 24, 2017 @ 1:28 pm

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